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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Datum

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They are however quite pleased to have their dead family members listened in a spreadsheet.


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linforcer
2 days ago
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I mean... I think most scientists consider data a mass noun.
jlvanderzwan
1 day ago
A Higgs noun?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prescriptive

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If we have to draw a line, this is where the line is.


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linforcer
52 days ago
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This is why the speculative grammarian had "prescriptivist confessions"
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More Emmett Lore

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linforcer
115 days ago
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I remember reacting exactly like this when a youtuber whose stuff I follow made a video tattooing himself. I assumed it was a joke until a few minutes in.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Everything

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There's a really good bakery near me called Paradox, but all the stuff the make appears to be permitted in this reality.


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linforcer
177 days ago
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For a more multilingual audience the bonus panel should say "Try the almond bread!"
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Daylight Calendar

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Could be worse. In some towns north of here, it's already December, and the 21st will last for nearly a week.
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linforcer
189 days ago
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so I live on the arctic circle...
nanciejk
189 days ago
So you’ll fly through the calendar starting in what… late April? Mid-May? Then you’ll be stuck in lousy Smarch for a few months at the end of the year.
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silberbaer
189 days ago
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If you thought longitudinal time-zones were a mess, wait until you try latitudinal date-zones.
New Baltimore, MI
yerfdogyrag
189 days ago
Maybe do both?
silberbaer
189 days ago
I don't see any way around it...
Groxx
189 days ago
If they don't have daylight savings time, it's probably no worse...

TTSLTSWBD

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Tomorrow's sessions will be entirely devoted to sewing machine rotary hooks.
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linforcer
194 days ago
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pfff TTSLTSWBD-con is for posers. Real fans go to TTWWYWTTW-con (Things that work when you'd think they wouldn't)
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